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Joke of the Day

"I don't know what you guys are talking about. I drank pineapple juice earlier and my jizz doesn't taste any different."

"Kim Jong Un Executed 15 Officials This Year, South Korea Says Not sure how he did it but that is just amazing, great job Kim Jong."

"Thanksgiving is here, and I love trigonometry sorry, I went off on a tangent."

"What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday? I'll column later."

"What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !"

"A threesome? Nah not for me. If I wanted to horribly disappoint two other people I'd go out to dinner with my parents"

"My wife thinks I'm cheating on her. Because none of our kids look like her."

"Is your smart fridge running? ""Yes? Well can you turn the damn thing off, it's breaking the Internet!"""

"Two gallons of milk sat within a fridge One was spoiled and the other was chocolate. Where did the spoiled milk sit? On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit? In the back."

"A dad says to his son, ""Son, if you don't stop masturbating you're gonna go blind!"" The son replies, ""Hey Dad, I'm over here!"""