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Joke of the Day

"Is your smart fridge running? ""Yes? Well can you turn the damn thing off, it's breaking the Internet!"""

"""You talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?"" Ask the lady to the guy on the wheelchair."

"Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET !"

"Culturally no one in alaska dates in the winter. When asked why, one alaskan replied, ""We try, but its hard to break the ice."""

"How did I get out of Iraq? Iran."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alexander ! Alexander who ? Alexander friend are coming over !"

"What language does a homosexual jew speak? .....Heblew"

"I like dating black girls because...... ...I hate meeting dads"

"People who say they're in the best shape of their lives are usually about to die."

"What is a buddhist's favorite pizza? One with everything"