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Joke of the Day
"What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !"
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"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
"When God was handing out obstacles I thought he said popsicles and said I'll take one of each variety."
"What's the difference between a thief who steals timepieces and a man at a strip club? One snatches watches and the other watches snatches."
"""I'm gonna make you so happy, baby. And then I'm gonna make you real sad."" - gas station nachos"
"What did the cheese go as for Halloween A muenster"
"I like the religions where they're like ""god left after he made earth."" that's exactly what I would do if i created this mess."
"Why do ducks try to avoid eating out? They're always stuck with a bill."
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE"
"Q: Where do books sleep? A: Under their covers."