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Joke of the Day
"Thanksgiving is here, and I love trigonometry sorry, I went off on a tangent."
Next Joke
"That's it, teachers. Keep gloating on Facebook about your snow day. You'll see my kids tomorrow after their breakfast of Coke & Pixy Stix."
"A porn star comes running up to a laundromat just as it's closing, offering to trade sex so she can wash her clothes. [nsfw] She just wanted to get one more load in."
"What's the first thing Michael Jackson did when he walked into a Chuck 'E' Cheese? Beat it."
"Do a little dance, make a little love, pay child support."
"Where do cousins come from? Ant holes"
"The best part of being an adult is eating whatever you want. I just ate a small man that pissed me off at the liquor store."
"What does a dyslexic agnostic wonder about? Is there a dog?"
"I like my men like I like mathematics. Hard."
"I know it's 3 meals a day,,,,,, But how many at night?"