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Joke of the Day

"Thanksgiving is here, and I love trigonometry sorry, I went off on a tangent."

"What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)? Long Gone Silver... /drops mic"

"People keep asking me today ""So you have a new boss?"" No, I'm still with my wife."

"How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!"

"What Do You Call a Romantic Basketball Player? Love Shaq"

"What is the difference between Donald Duck and Donald Trump? One is a cartoon character with a hot temper and the other is a duck."

"NURSE: I promise. It's ok. You can come in. MAILMAN (trembling): are..are you sure DR DOG: *locked in his office just going freakin nuts*"

"I love getting kisses from my dogs but, I'm starting to worry about the one who keeps trying to give me the slow tongue."

"Strategy du jour for combating 5 & 7yo's over-competitiveness: ""First person to say it's a race loses."""

"In third grade a boy gave me a valentine that said ""You're the Obi Wan for me"" and that's the highlight of my entire dating experience."