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Joke of the Day

"What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday? I'll column later."

"*drinks milkshake* *runs to yard* *sifts through all the boys* *sighs* *puts up more posters for missing son*"

"The Indian version of ""How I Met Your Mother""is just a single episode called ""I Met Her At Our Wedding""."

"What did the bun say to the hot dog? I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!"

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The fridge doesnt fart when i pull my meat out"

"Did you know we only use 10% of our brains? ""Actually that's a myth-"" This part is useless *stabs fork in head* See? Now florble arble guh"

"In the competition of female logics, a random number generator won."

"Jesus hands his iPhone to da Vinci, ""hey can you get one of me and my best buds? thanks man! HEY EVERYONE GET ON THE SAME SIDE OF THE TABLE"""

"How do you top a train? Tep on the break tupid! :D:D:D"

"Why did the man's kidneys fail? They didn't study."