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Joke of the Day
"What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday? I'll column later."
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"Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion."
"Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates.....(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off."
"What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAIIINSSS!"
"The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales."
"Doctor Doctor I tend to flush a lot. Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!"
"What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church? A virgin"
"What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff? Baa-Dum-Sss"
"Why don't you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?"
"I'm a guy that loves to show a woman exactly what I like sexually. So I start off every first date with a 2-hour PowerPoint presentation."