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Joke of the Day

"exactly 14 yrs ago today, I pointed at a beautiful woman & said ""that's the girl I'm gonna marry one day"" but it turned out to be a lamppost"

"Did you hear about the couple who stole a calendar? They both got six months."

"How can anyone focus on world peace when we can't even get everyone to use the same date format?"

"I almost accused a 10 yr old of stealing my dance moves but it turns out he just really had to go to the bathroom & didn't know where it was"

"The researchers didn't want to give their years of AI research to a younger team. But eventually, they decided to pass the torch"

"How do you get to Nazi Germany It's on the third right EDIT: Woah this is like my third day here front page? I feel special now."

"I sold my old bike the other day. I decided it was time to peddle it."

"If George W. Bush was the president of France today, he would declare war on Finland."

"11: He shoots for her coffee. He SCORES! HE'S... Me: Grounded."

"My mom wanted to send me to a program last summer for people with ADHD... It was called a Concentration Camp."