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Joke of the Day

"I almost accused a 10 yr old of stealing my dance moves but it turns out he just really had to go to the bathroom & didn't know where it was"

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"It drives me fucking crazy when people post questions on Facebook that could easily be answered with a basic google search."
"A family of ducks walks into a church. ""Hi, yes, umm...I hear you have a man who turned his body into bread?"" The father asks timidly."
"Yes but what if Donald Trump IS actually dead but his toupee is alive and steering him round like a marionette?"
"Great weight loss tip: Become an astronaut."
"I named my hard drive ""dat ass"" so once a month my computer asks if I want to 'back dat ass up'."
"I asked a North Korean how his life was going... He said ""can't complain."""
"Daddy what is a transvestite? ""Daddy what is a transvestite?"" ""Ask Mommy, he knows."""
"What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx? Delivery"
"You know Collin Kapernik? Can't stand that guy........."