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Joke of the Day

"How do you get to Nazi Germany It's on the third right EDIT: Woah this is like my third day here front page? I feel special now."

"what has videos about it, is black and has white all over it a black fucked girl"

"My friend told me to stop singing Wonderwall... ...I said maybe."

"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to bangkok"

"How do you start a black parade? Roll a 40 down the street."

"If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives."

"hey look! *picks up a tiny ghost costume off pavement* how cool is thi ew why is it wet? ""dude, that's a condom"""

"A doctor enters a patients room and pulls out an anal thermometer from his pocket and says Damn. Some asshole has my pen."

"So yet another snake walks into a bar... He asks the bartender, ""Gimme a shot of Jack!"" ""No sir."" ""Well why not?"" The snake said. ""You can't hold your liquor!"""

"What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !"