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Joke of the Day

"If George W. Bush was the president of France today, he would declare war on Finland."

"Had a fight with a money wasp once I got a *paysting*"

"There's a chef that doesn't bother putting gloves on before prepping his food Now he's got a lot more thyme on his hands."

"What does all pirate music have in common? It's all played in the high C's."

"What does Mrs. Potato Head call her husband's penis? The Dick-tater."

"So if pro's are the opposite of con's... Then what is the opposite of progress?"

"COP: Damn I left my regular handcuffs at home, all I have is these candy handcuffs. I trust that u won't eat ur way out of these CROOK: Sure"

"What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now? Scratching the hell out of his coffin lid."

"What is the most popular game played by tornadoes? -Catch my drift"

"I was trying to think of a pun about herbs and fish But it was neither the thyme nor plaice"