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Joke of the Day

"The researchers didn't want to give their years of AI research to a younger team. But eventually, they decided to pass the torch"

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"""I only cheated on you with girls"" is the most beautiful thing a woman has ever said to me."
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"I'm taking my kid to an aquarium today. (I'm putting my kid in the closet with Sponge Bob videos)"
"What do you call a mother who is overweight and poor? Beef on WIC"
"Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care."