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Joke of the Day
"All I want for Christmas Boy: I want a brother for Christmas. Santa: Send me your mother."
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"Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes."
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"Horrible one liner I'm trying to come up with a one liner. Shit."
"My spirit animal just ran into a glass door."
"How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen? At random."
"My Girlfriend wanted me to treat her like a princess for her birthday So I took her out, got her drunk, and crashed the car."
"I always thought that Last of Us needed more animals Nevertheless that giraffe scene with Ellie, fantastic."
"I'm starting to think the guy offering to check for lumps inside his van was not as legit as his cardboard certificate claimed."