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Joke of the Day
"My spirit animal just ran into a glass door."
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"I was masturbating when I heard some one scream ""Help"". So I came as fast as I could."
"Are you a magician?? Because you're making my penis levitate."
"A joke I told my friend What's the difference between me and your mom? I'm smart."
"Trump's inauguration is like his hands: Tiny in comparison."
"What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion? Ryan"
"Thanks to the 96 years of sun bathing grandma doesn't need a leather jacket to ride on the motorcycle with me."
"Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: ""Buy one dog, get one flea..."""
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"What do you call a black man that's just been hit by a bus? An ambulance you racist bastard"