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Joke of the Day
"How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen? At random."
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"I got kicked out of Monochromes Anonymous for using colourful language."
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"I dated a girl with a lazy eye once... caught her seeing someone on the side though."
"Here's a joke for those who follow rap Meek Mill"