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Joke of the Day

"I'm starting to think the guy offering to check for lumps inside his van was not as legit as his cardboard certificate claimed."

"A girl asked me if I was into anal sex... I said I've never tried it, but I figure it'd be fucking shit."

"So, I picked up that new Tekken game and it wasn't challenging at all. Tekken is too easy, but that's the way it is."

"Why can't you make bread like my mother? I would if you could make dough like your father!"

"Two condoms walk past a gay bar... One looks to the other and says ""let's get shit faced"""

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? They like 50% off everything"

"What do a WW2 German Soldier and an Animal Doctor have in common? They're both Veteran-Arians (wah wah)"

"Why do vegans don't like to kiss?? It gives them butterflies in their stomach"

"If you are at school, and the urge to take drugs hits you... Speak to the supply teacher.."

"Who won the first tour de France? The 7th German Panzer Division"