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Joke of the Day

"I'm starting to think the guy offering to check for lumps inside his van was not as legit as his cardboard certificate claimed."

"What Do You Call An Arab Dinosaur? Dino-mite."

"My blonde gf thinks... My blonde gf thinks that USB is a back up plan just in case USA fails."

"What is the worst part of being a pedophile? Fitting in. No? Too old for childish jokes? Sorry."

"In honor of Father's day, here is a typical dad joke. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint."

"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house Knock knock? Who's there? The chicken"

"What do you call Central Florida? The DMZ. Disney Militarized Zone."

"Dude turned from the ATM and tripped sending about eight 20s flying into my face. I teared up a little. I get strippers, I get it."

"Hey guys, remember that one time, when Clinton was president and gas was a like a $1 a gallon and people had money and jobs and shit?"

"Adderall is really dangerous I'm not sure exactly what happened: I took some, and then I must have blacked out or something... all I know is that I'm a grad student now"