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Joke of the Day

"Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!"

"""Is Phil coming tonight?"" ""Phil Smith or Phil that has the eyesight of a bird?"" *suddenly a man runs face first into the sliding glass door*"

"What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all. A going-away party."

"With soaring gas prices and my abnormally sized feet, I am thinking that I will be Yabba-dabba-dooing it to work this week!"

"Why can't the T-rex do any push ups? Small arms? No it's because dinosaurs are extinct you dumbass."

"I got off at the wrong bus stop. She was so hot I didn't even see the policeman."

"Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake."

"Oh, you solved a murder? I guess that's cool. One time I didn't run over my ex when I saw him crossing the street. I prevented a murder."

"What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room? A full set of teeth"

"Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil? Because that would be a sin-tax issue."