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Joke of the Day

"Testing new mobile phone Hello, i don't know if anyone is going to read this because i am using the internet explorer. But still i wanna wish you a good start in the new year 2010."

"I stopped writing poetry when I realized their only value was to threaten to read them to people if they didn't do what I wanted."

"Funny Joke PF debate"

"Kayne West gets arrested Officer: ""Okay, Kanye you get one phone call."" **Kanye Dials Phone number** **Officer answers** Officer: Hello? Kanye: Put Kanye on the phone."

"I was about make a Sodium Joke... But Na"

"People say you are what you eat... So you're a dick."

"Confucius say Breasts without nipples would be pointless."

"This cashier was totally just checking me out, you guys."

"Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A: A pool table."

"The government. Unfortunately, wherever you're from, they are a joke."