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Joke of the Day

"Testing new mobile phone Hello, i don't know if anyone is going to read this because i am using the internet explorer. But still i wanna wish you a good start in the new year 2010."

"FITNESS TIP: Set a regular gym schedule that's easy to keep up with. For example, I work out once every 4 years after I vote for president."

"Wu-Tang is my favorite 15 person rap group and reaction to a beverage."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. ............. JK rolling!"

"Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares."

"If you text ""Haiti"" to Pat Robertson's phone number, $10 will be deducted from his account and sent to Haiti."

"I said this to a mom I met at the park If you were a Galaxy, you'd be the Milfy Way."

"A good sign that you're not ready for children is if you cut your food with a credit card."

"Colin had his neck brace fitted years ago He's never looked back"

"What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs? A condescending con descending"