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Joke of the Day
"Craigslist is useful until you need a list of people named Craig."
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"This is your brain- *holds out egg* This is your brain on drugs- *puts egg on ground, spins it while shining lazers on it*"
"Teach a man to phish and he'll pretend he's a Nigerian businessman."
"Decided to take all my old watches and join them together to make a new belt... turned out to be a waist of time."
"How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him."
"I hate when people use words without knowing the meaning...gives me a huge hysterectomy on the side of my head."
"I heard Kim Jong-Un built a new private refrigerator He calls it a ""grocery store"". Wakka wakka!"
"What do you call a Chinese orange? A Mandarin"
"Nurse: Doctor there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown. Doctor: What does he call his other eye?"
"BREAKING NEWS: Overworked Janitor Sweeps the Nation."