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Joke of the Day
"Wu-Tang is my favorite 15 person rap group and reaction to a beverage."
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"What do you call a pen without style? Stylus."
"I gain a lot of calories when I go to nutrition class... because it's so damn dry."
"Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin... It might taste the same but that shit just ain't right."
"Of course Donald Trump has a big dick. How did you think he was going to fuck all of America from the White House?"
"My internet is so slow... Loading..."
"What's better than roses on your piano Tulips on your organ"
"Hey, want to hear a joke? ""Sure"" ""Sex"" ""... I don't get it."" ""Yeah, I know you don't."""
"Snitching is common in Thompkins Square Park It's full of rats"
"I said to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hairback Apparently thats an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient"