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Joke of the Day
"A good sign that you're not ready for children is if you cut your food with a credit card."
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"What is grosser that gross? Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops."
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"Q: What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime? A: Paddy O'Furniture!"
"How's a fart and a teenager alike? Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out."
"What's the difference between a corn shucker with epilepsy and a whore with diarrhea? The corn shucker shucks between fits..."
"If you slap a christian girl on the ass... Would she turn the other cheek?"
"Any salad is a caesar salad if you stab it enough. Repost from r/showerthoughts"
"What did our parents do to kill boredom before the Internet ? I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and they don't know either."