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Joke of the Day
"I said this to a mom I met at the park If you were a Galaxy, you'd be the Milfy Way."
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"""Good morning, Urology Department... Can you hold?"""
"Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin? Because he had my grains"
"Right about now, Sarah Palin is sipping coffee and picking her next factually incorrect thing to say. And Glenn Beck is chasing a squirrel."
"If more than one mouse is mice, then more than one Spouse is Spice.'"
"Hey dude, can you make a pamphlet for me? For you bro? Sure."
"There was a masturbating contest ... ... I didn't win though, I came in second place."
"So... what do you call a sexual tree? A pork-u-pine My brain is dumb"
"A salesman rings the doorbell..."
"""Vitamin Water""?? Sorry bud, that exists and it's called SOUP"