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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bear's dick? a weenner the pooh"
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"People who ask themselves what Jesus would do seem to forget just how badly things worked out for him."
"I got diarrhea while camping last weekend. Shit was in tents."
"What do you call getting high and having sex? A kush and push."
"what did the cornflake say to the other cornflake? Hi cornflake. don't blame me... you clicked on it... what did you expect?"
"just hugged a box of sterile gloves because they can never have baby gloves and that's hard to accept."
"So this girl I was seeing asked me for a dick pic... So I asked ""White, black, asian or pacific islander?"""
"Things got heated on my date the other night and I said ""hey you wanna do 68?"" She says ""what's that?"" I said ""it's when you blow me and I owe you one."""
"Q: What's green and has wheels? A: Grass. I lied about the wheels."
"What was the dog doing on the turnpike? About seven miles an hour."