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Joke of the Day
"What do you call getting high and having sex? A kush and push."
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"People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made."
"Are there any 6 foot penguins round here? Asked the stranger who just pulled up wih his truck outside a bar. ""No"" the barkeep replied. ""Well fuck,"" he said, ""I guess I just ran over a nun..."""
"You know what they say about guys who don't remember their circumcision... Ignorance is briss."
"if you are getting the names Jon and John confused call them by their full names, Jonaldo and Johnaldo"
"Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basketball."
"I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. I hope it's thinking about me too."
"What is Metal Gear's Snake's secret? There's a Solid, Liquid, and Solidus Snake. It seems they all passed gas."
"Eating some turkey? Put gravy on it. Mashed potatoes dry? Try gravy. Headache? Shot of gravy. Depressed? More gravy. Lost a limb? Gra"
"Know why I won't have two pet rocks? 'Cause I ain't raising no pebbles! .. Idk, my brother told me that years ago and I still think it's clever."