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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's green and has wheels? A: Grass. I lied about the wheels."

"""Wouldn't it suck to be homeless? Come try it."" -- campgrounds"

"I asked a North Korean how was life in his country... He said he couldn't complain."

"Social butterfly? Nah. I'm more like a social Sasquatch. Some people swear they've seen me, but no one really believes them."

"It's late and I'm wondering what my high school girlfriend is doing now. I'd call her but I know she has a big algebra test tomorrow."

"I'm suing samsung. I bought a Fucking Note 7 for my wife and it stil didn't explode."

"When I'm at a restaurant and see 'secret sauce' on the menu, I immediately tell the people at the table next to me"

"solipsist joke I'm a solipsist, and frankly, I'm surprised there aren't more of us."

"Sorry about the concussion Steve but it wouldn't be called a ""trust fall"" if it worked every time."

"I encountered a courteous, safe driver in a practical vehicle that had a marine corps decal on the rear windshield."