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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife? The knife has a point"

"I'm not racist my best friend growing up was black Until my dad sold him"

"Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic? He wanted to get his Car tuned"

"I used to think no one cared what I have to say. Then I joined reddit Now I know it's true."

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig jumped into a giant pit of mud."

"She asked me to buy Tampons so I bought Kotex, because that one time I wanted ice cream and she bought frozen yogurt."

"The IRA have been fighting for Irish reunification since the 70s. . . All they needed to do was vote for the Conservatives."

"I got another letter from this lawyer today. It said ""Final Notice""... Good that he will not bother me anymore."

"What do you call a Romanian grocery clerk? Scanthesku"

"What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters? It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC."