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Joke of the Day

"People who ask themselves what Jesus would do seem to forget just how badly things worked out for him."

"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? Iron man is a well known super hero. Iron Woman, that's a command."

"Why did Simba's Father die? He didn't mufasta"

"Young Bobby was being fitted for glasses and his father standing beside him said ""Now remember son. Don't wear them when you're not looking at anything."""

"did you hear about the flying German pancakes in WW2? they were in the luftwaffle!"

"If Jesus was a cat we'd have nine Easters."

"[REQUEST]: Looking for Altitude Competition Flying Joke Looking for the old joke about several pilots bragging about their flight altitudes (?), and then the last one one-upping them all."

"Love is like a fart If you have to force it, it's most likely shit."

"Getting a text message from your ex is like getting a message from Satan on an Ouija board."

"A horse walks into a bar and says, ""On a right-angled triangle with sides X, Y and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?"" The bartender says, ""Y, the long face."""