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Joke of the Day

"what did the cornflake say to the other cornflake? Hi cornflake. don't blame me... you clicked on it... what did you expect?"

"Job Interview ""It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics. What is 17x19?"" ""36"" ""That's not even close!"" ""But it was quick!"""

"What is it called when the Queen farts? a noble gas!"

"Cows How does a farmer count cows? On a cowculater :D:D (ya its crap)"

"You're mom is so dumb I knocked on her door and she said ""Let me in!"""

"My marriage counselor asked me to think of something me and my wife have in common.... I said, ""Well, we both refuse to suck dick."""

"Two nuns in an alleyway Two nuns were walking down an alleyway when a flasher jumps out. The first nun had a stroke but the second couldn't reach."

"What do Native Americans do for the holidays? Nativities."

"The greatest trick The Devil ever pulled was NOT letting his friends and family know he was good with computers."

"I'm not judging you, I'm just trying to guess what medications you're on."