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Joke of the Day
"What was the dog doing on the turnpike? About seven miles an hour."
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"What is the difference between chicken and blondes ? The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting ."
"[meeting a couple at dog park] ""BARK BARK!"" GF: He's usually not like this [pulls me aside] GF: Stop yelling bark bark at those nice people"
"What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped."
"Why does a chicken coop have two doors? If it had 4 doors it would be a sedan."
"""Support bacteria it's the only culture some people have!"""
"How do you know if a girl is ticklish? Give her two test tickles."
"A fifth Fast and Furious movie? Let me suggest: Fa5t and Furiou5. That's a free one, Hollywood."
"Not an Ostragoth Pun What do you call a Goth who has a great credit score? A Visa-Goth!"
"Lite: the new way to spell ""Light,"" now with 20% fewer letters!"