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Joke of the Day

"Why is the fungus such a hypocrite? because it doesn't have mushroom to talk."

"If you are at school, and the urge to take drugs hits you... Speak to the supply teacher.."

"When life hands you donkeys, move to a mountainous region."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it."

"Limerick I learnt at my all boys school There once was a man name of 'Dave' who kept a dead whore in a cave. She started to stink, and was no longer pink, but think of the money he saved!"

"Doctor, doctor! I only have 59 seconds to live! Just a minute!"

"If a friend tells you a half-assed joke that's not worthy of an LMAO, give them a LOCO - laughing one cheek off"

"Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos? Because the sign says No Tres passing"

"I once threw a fish off of the roof of my house. I guess you could say the bass dropped."

"I was surprised Oscar Pistorius owned a gun in the first place. I would have thought he preferred blades."