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Joke of the Day

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it."

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"when the news anchor says ""if you know anything about the crime please contact police"" dont call the police and re-tell the news story"
"Wife: ""I'm going to bed, honey."" Husband: ""Okay, sweetheart. I'll go get you a tylenol."" Wife: ""But why? I don't have a headache."" Husband: ""Great! Let's fuck."""
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"A northern californian sees alot of helicopters in the sky... ...he turns to his friend and says, ""Hella Copters"""
"A dyslexis boss fired a man today. The court said it was first degree homicide. (Fired fried)"