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Joke of the Day
"Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos? Because the sign says No Tres passing"
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"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, on a sunny day their light comes from the glass ceiling. edit; missing words"
"What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe? You can leave Reddit."
"What do you call a teacher who doesn't flatulate in public. A private tutor. -Credits to my cousin ;)"
"If you want to setup a company and run it Then that's your business."
"What's the Difference Between An Onion and a Baby I cry when I cut onions."
"You guys know I'm not one to brag, but my cooking is ""to die from."""
"Hitler arrives at the Pearly Gates... ...and says to St Peter, ""Sorry about the whole Jew thing."" St Peter replies, ""You did your best."""
"If you have have a small green ball in one hand and another small green ball in the other, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's full attention."
"Want to hear a joke about ebola? You probably won't get it."