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Joke of the Day
"Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos? Because the sign says No Tres passing"
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"A short Ramadan joke Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?!?!? Because we fast."
"what's the worst thing about a pi eating contest? it never ends"
"""But Lot's wife looked back as she was following behind him, and she turned into a pillar of salt, and Lot was like 'wtf' "" Genesis 19:26"
"Last year I asked a girl out, this year I'd ask her to marry me but... the restraining order is still in effect..."
"Twitter should offer Shkreli his account back for $10,000 and if he agrees say sorry and suddenly raise the price 5600%"
"My new girlfriend really takes my breath away.... She's inflatable."
"i have a favorite bike in spin class it looks just like my bed and also its my bed"
"Do not vaccinate your children! Let a trained medical professional do it instead."
"It's all shits and giggles until........ someone giggles and shits"