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Joke of the Day
"If you are at school, and the urge to take drugs hits you... Speak to the supply teacher.."
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"Sorry I booped your nose during your meltdown .."
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"What did the suspenders say to the trousers? What's up, britches?!"
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"When villainy didn't pay anymore, The Riddler got a job writing furniture assembly instructions for IKEA."
"Thanks for explaining the word many to me. It means a lot."
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them."
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