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Joke of the Day
"Happy Mothers Day We love all you mothers."
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"What's Beethoven doing in his grave? He's decomposing."
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"I like to hide condom wrappers in my married friends pockets."
"I hate the phrase ""let me clarify"" because it means someone is about to talk some more."
"How did Steve Jobs die? From PC"
"CANADIAN: Let's watch a movie AMERICAN: Have you seen Titanic? CANADIAN: What's that about? AMERICAN: Yes, it was. A huge one that sank"