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Joke of the Day
"Why did the alarm go off at the mansion? Because the owner entered the correct code."
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"Hey everyone in a play pretending to drive a car - stop steering so much."
"Fish and chips joke I draw the line at having fish and chips for breakfast I mean, there's a time and a plaice"
"My wife found a spot between her boobs this morning. The doctor eased her worries telling her it was just her belly button"
"If Hitler had a pet, what would it be? A dolphin"
"Is anyone going to tell America's Funniest Home Videos about youtube?"
"Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care."
"Spongebob might be the main character.... but Patrick is the star."
"I used to be in an animal rights group... But that was before i screwed the pooch."
"I like my women how I like my fish. Battered. I thought of it all by myself! :D"