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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone with March Madness who doesn't even like basketball? A hypochondriac"
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"Did you hear about the musician that was put on death row? It's said that he is gonna be exefluted."
"""Wow, that was a very good sandwich."" - Liam Neeson, at some point, probably"
"A Male teacher is asked why he enjoys working with kids He said ""i see myself in them"" Edit: He is a pedophile but no one knows it"
"Two nuns are riding bicycles in Paris... One says, ""I've never come this way before."" The other replies, ""must be the cobblestones."""
"Review of Black Holes: Zero Stars"
"Kidnappers: We have your husband. Send us $10,000 if you ever want to see him again. Me: Where I should drop off his clothes?"
"How did Harry Potter get down the mountain? Running!... JK, Rowling."
"The German chancellor is traveling to greece She arrives at immigration and the immigration officer says ""nationality?"" The chancelor says ""German"" Officer: occupation? Chancelor: no not this time."
"My wife is: 1) Am amazing mom and a great friend 2) Still the most beautiful girl I've ever been with 3) Now following me on Twitter"