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Joke of the Day
"Baby, let's stay up all night and watch people Instagram the sunrise."
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"What is the difference between a blimp and 365 blowjobs? One is a Goodyear, the other is a Great year!"
"Lisa Sparx What a Record!!! World gangbang record with 919 men in a day."
"""If you love something, set it free..."" Unless it's a man... Cause he'll get lost... And you know he won't ask for directions..."
"If only Darwinian theory worked on request."
"I took my orchestra onto a train one day The conductor was rubbish"
"It happens when you least expect it. Your head starts to spin. You lose control and you start falling head over heels. -winter ice/love"
"How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they would rather keep you in the dark!"
"What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween? Pump kin."
"Did you know that I can see into the future? I have 2020 vision"