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Joke of the Day

"How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they would rather keep you in the dark!"

"Do you know how to spot a clickbait? If you're reading this, you don't."

"isnt it odd how people kill flys just because they're annoying if people killed people for being annoying i would've died like 15 years ago"

"A midget Mexican is called a paragraph. Because he aint no full essay ;)"

"How does a jew make coffee? Hebrews it.."

"My son's method of Laundry: If it's clean it's on the floor. If it's dirty then it goes on the floor over there."

"What's the difference between a personal trainer and a bully? None, they still take your money after beating you up. Edit: sorry for the typo."

"What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick."

"What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on a chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on a chin? A dick in your mouth"

"How does an alien get back to his home planet? ayy lmao"