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Joke of the Day
"If only Darwinian theory worked on request."
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"*Sets fire to city* Pppffttt... More like the Roman em-pyre... -Attila the Pun"
"Why don't they just use a 3 year old with a drum set as an enhanced interrogation technique?"
"What do you call a round knight? Sir Cumference"
"It's hard to tell a joke to a kleptomaniac... because they're always taking things literally."
"PSYCHOLOGIST: [holding up inkblot] wat do u see ME: a outdated discredited method with no scientific backing PSYCHOLOGIST: [starts sweating]"
"How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb? None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework."
"Me: your freezer went out I had to eat all the ice cream sandwiches Friend: it looks like someone kicked the outlet back into the drywall"
"Sarah Palin's political integrity. Because she's ~~a woman~~ an idiot."
"My prison name If I ever went to prison, my prison name would be The Mitochondria, because I'll be the powerhouse of the cells."