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Joke of the Day

"""If you love something, set it free..."" Unless it's a man... Cause he'll get lost... And you know he won't ask for directions..."

"50 of the most offensive jokes I know 49 of them is your mom"

"Hello! my name is Linus Q: What do you call a person who has lost all hope? ------------------------------------------------------------- A: Linus"

"Yo momma Is so ugly, she has masturbate with a bag over her head."

"What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat? Look mom, an angel!"

"I added broccoli to my kid's Mac n Cheese and now he's sitting in a spinny chair, petting a hairless cat and plotting his revenge."

"The pun-ishment of notes When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects."

"Did you hear about the guy addicted to eating salt? Don't worry, he was cured."

"I once asked an Asian girl for her number. She said ""SEX SEX SEX, FREE SEX TONIGHT"" I said ""wow"". Then her friend said, ""no, she meant 666-3629."""

"TUMBLR What shoes does a tumblr girl wear? *Ughs*"