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Joke of the Day
"What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween? Pump kin."
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"Hangman is a weird game to let kids play. Hey kid, if you don't think of this word, a random man will be put to death."
"If you are what you eat... I can see why some men are assholes and some women are dicks."
"Ever wonder why children tend to ignore their parents who underwent a sex change op? It's because they are trans-parent."
"I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night."
"A jewish man with a boner runs into a wall He broke his nose"
"Donald Trump just kicked a Mexican out of his press conference for not waiting their turn like everyone else."
"@realDonaldTrump the 1930s called, they said ""great idea."""
"Haha we can see inside your cage You like it when we poke you with that stick right?"
"Answer Penguins have knees ? :D"