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Joke of the Day

"Guy walks into a bar and says ""Give me a 'bad hombre'"" The bartender fills the glass with liquor, lights it on fire and throws it in his face."

"A giraffe walks into a bar... and says highballs are on me."

"when you take a bunch of videos at a concert but you can hear your singing in the background"

"What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common? They all had a brave-heart."

"Did you hear about the blind dog that never got lost? It really nose it's way around."

"What do good dragons read when they are pregnant? How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is."

"What's the difference between my job and a dead hooker? My job still sucks"

"Dressing up as the grim reaper while at work in the ER is not amusing says HR. So uptight."

"Where are the longest hairs of the body? Inside the nose. Because every time you pull one, you feel the pain until your ass."

"My doctor's just told me I am suffering from paranoia Well, he didn't actually say that, but I could tell it was what he was thinking"