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Joke of the Day

"A giraffe walks into a bar... and says highballs are on me."

"What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees? TIMBUUUUUUUURTON"

"Mob bosses are donating a percentage of every gram of speed smuggled & sold to Thailand. They're calling it the ""Ice Phuket Challenge""."

"What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding? Thanks for the mammaries!"

"I call my glasses... I call my glasses congress because they are old and crooked."

"Do NOT look under a teenage boy's bed, & never, EVER ask him why he & his friends are laughing. - two things I've learned the hard way"

"I had a dog named Herpes once. He was a good dog, but he wouldn't heel."

"Why are mosquitos religious ? They prey on you !"

"Why do rappers love weed so much? Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it"

"I own a Driver-less car. Yup, it's sitting parked on my driveway right now."