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Joke of the Day

"Where are the longest hairs of the body? Inside the nose. Because every time you pull one, you feel the pain until your ass."

"I always cry at wedding ceremonies because I don't want to be there."

"What's the difference between Eric cartman and deez nuts? One is a dick from Southpark, the other parks south of my dick"

"What's someone who hates underwear's favorite song? Free Ballin - Foo Fighters"

"Anything related to Halloween doesn't scare me. What scares me is when I flush someone else's toilet and the water keeps rising."

"When the devil buys your soul he makes you sign a contract because even though he is pure evil he has an unshakable respect for tort law."

"I cried when my dad chopped up onions for his sandwich.. Onions was always my favorite dog..."

"I like my women like I like my coffee, tied up in burlap and thrown over the back of a donkey."

"I am so lazy I thought about looking at the super moon and decided 2033 isn't even that far away"

"I saw a woman with 12 breasts. Sounds strange, dozen tit?"