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Joke of the Day
"when you take a bunch of videos at a concert but you can hear your singing in the background"
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"I am a very kind and honest person. if I see an old lady trying to cross a street... ...I will tell her she is old."
"the difference between driving drunk and high drunk drivers run red lights stoned drivers wait for stop signs to turn green"
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"R.I.P. Today a man died after jumping into a waste treatment facility. The coroner ruled it a sewercide."
"Brad Pitt. While you're helping the world, please feed your wife."
"If you get an Otterbox you *should* drop your phone Just in case"
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"I am looking at my neighbor's wife through the wall with this new thermal imaging scope. She's hot!"
"You mother is such a whore . . . she was hired on the spot at Pillsbury for her extensive yeast collection!"