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Joke of the Day

"Dressing up as the grim reaper while at work in the ER is not amusing says HR. So uptight."

"Some people think that the way to a Mans Heart is through his Stomach... ...I think they're aiming a little high."

"I have a cut on my leg Doc ""Yeah that legs gotta go sir"" But its a tiny cut ""Sorry, I cant save it"" *sharks fake doctor outfit falls off*"

"How do you kill a Mormon? Bore them to death."

"""Blow me."" -Soup."

"Why did the bike not go to the gym? BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D"

"Why did Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? So she could moan with the other."

"Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi."

"What rating do pirate movies always get? PG-13"

"Guys, freedom of speech doesn't mean you can spell things any way you want to."