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Joke of the Day

"Things I learned from media: Sanders has won a bunch of states but must drop out Rubio shows he's a contender by losing nearly everywhere"

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"Follow your dreams, do what you love, and you'll never work a day in your life! Because they're not hiring in that field."
"Me: What do you want to be when you grow up? 2-year-old: An eagle! I'm going to save so much money on college."
"Female Ghostbusters? What about male Charlie's Angels?"
"I like my women like I like my Chinese chemical storage facilities Ready to blow at any minute"
"A redditor walks into a reddit restaurant Sorry, all our servers are busy, please come back in a minute."
"What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus? The police made him bring it back again."
"What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck"
"Everyone on FB is posting the status- I voted. I guess it's truthful Tuesday so I posted- I once killed a hobo & hid his body in a barrel."
"Your stick figure family window sticker promotes an unrealistic and unhealthy body image for your children."