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Joke of the Day
"What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck"
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"2 Mexicans escape from prison. ""Jesus, take the wheel!"""
"A guy walks into a bar.... ...holding a set of jumper cables and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says ""okay, I'll serve you, but don't you start anything!"""
"""Bro check out that DILP."" ""Where? Wait what's a DILP?"" ""Dog I'd Like to Pet."""
"""F,DT I am."" - Yoda texting a girl that he's DTF"
"I'm boycotting terrorism From now on I'm drinking all of my whiskey neat, no more ISIS"
"Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die? Because he was in de-nile."
"Boy, are you a salad? Because I don't want you."
"A hoe is like the first slice of bread in a loaf. Everybody touches it but nobody wants it."
"Why do Native Americans hate snow? It's white and on their land."