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Joke of the Day

"Everyone on FB is posting the status- I voted. I guess it's truthful Tuesday so I posted- I once killed a hobo & hid his body in a barrel."

"I talk a lot of shit for someone who still uses their fingers to count."

"Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not? Pilot: Yes. Tower: Yes what?? Pilot: Yes SIR!"

"A couple was having sex in the front seat of the car. They were very horny!"

"What do phone books and women have in common? They both couldn't vote before 1920"

"What is Mozart doing right now? De-composing"

"Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair? He was too good a conductor"

"Bill Gates named his company after his penis. Discuss"

"I would tell you a complicated joke But there is no chance that your incapable human mind has any possibility of comprehending what it means."

"Sick of all these Santa apologists. A HOME INVASION IS A HOME INVASION."