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Joke of the Day
"Female Ghostbusters? What about male Charlie's Angels?"
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"I have to admit my heart broke a little when I heard the lady at Starbucks call the guy in line behind me ""sweetie"" too."
"British people must really like Leia in the new Star Wars movie. Stiff upper lip!"
"Have you seen my cat? I saw a poster today, somebody was asking ""Have you seen my cat?"" So I called the number and said that I hadn't . I like to help where I can."
"A Jewish boy goes up to his father and asks for 5 dollars. The father responds, ""4 dollars!! Oh my god what do you need 3 dollars for??!!!"""
"What do you call a disobedient feline pirate? A mew-tineer! And what do you call a genetically altered cow? A moo-tant, of course!"
"Did you hear about the erectile dysfunction support group meeting? It was a total flop, nobody came."
"Did I tell you about my attempt to grow bananas in sand? It was fruitless."
"What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance? Goose Rider"
"There's no way the Ninja Turtles would have those ripped abs. You can't do crunches with a shell attached to your back. Trust me I've tried."