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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the one about the three bodies of water in Texas? Well, well, well..."

"I kept getting my shin badly grazed by the pedal of my bike when I was was a kid, that was one vicious cycle."

"John was going through a rough time, he lost his job and couldn't pay rent. Everything was hopeless when suddenly, he remembered... mitochondria is the power house of the cell."

"Florida is about to release millions of genetically modified mosquitoes. I hope when they bite you they make you drive better."

"""Tell me the story behind each of your tattoos."" -No one, ever"

"Facebook does NOT need a dislike button. It's just gonna start more drama."

"I don't understand why Obama has to give his speeches behind bullet proof glass I mean,I know he's black and all, but I doubt he'll shoot anyone."

"(TERRORIST WARNING) Why did the suicidal air go to the airport? So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh."

"I wish there was a reality show where people learned grammar."

"What are the four most common types of states of matter? Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives."