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Joke of the Day

"I kept getting my shin badly grazed by the pedal of my bike when I was was a kid, that was one vicious cycle."

"What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit? There was a chink in his armor."

"I treasure my watch. This is my grandfather, who sold it to me on his deathbed."

"What did the right boob say to the left boob? ""You're my breast friend"""

"What do you call a very lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato."

"You can really scare someone when you yell ""Peek-a-boo!"". Especially when they're trying on clothes in the fitting room."

"I don't want to brag, but when I take my clothes off... the shower gets turned on."

"My girlfriend announced she was having her sports car detailed ""I am going to have them wax it too,"" she said. I looked at her nonplussed and said, ""I didn't know Corvettes had a bikini line."""

"I hope that fat guy didn't notice me glancing at the weight limit sign on the elevator just now. Or clearing my throat and pointing at it."

"how do you starve a black person? the same way you would a white person.... you racist."